reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
Free clam bra
one of these is not like the rest
Agreed. Clam bras aren’t free, don’t be shellfish.
today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does…
It got better
EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.
Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.
You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.
A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.
had to shut a bitch down today
no, no, this is my favorite kristanna moment. Kristoff recognizes that this man not only betrayed Anna’s trust and love, but also tried to kill her best friend and sister Elsa. He had full intention to whup Hans’s sorry butt. But Anna also sees this and rushes forward, makes him stay back with a single touch. And he backs down, accepts it, because he knows her strength and respects her wishes.
best disney prince hands-down.
In other words:
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower.✿＼(｡-_-｡) Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.
oh my fucking god
Wow, let me just cry myself to sleep over the beautiful reading of this terrible terrible wonderful event.
i’m eating chicken nuggets.
Katy Perry feat. Juicy J | 'Dark Horse'
Katy Perry has premiered the music video to ‘Dark Horse’, her third single from PRISM and her 9th number one hit on The Billboard Hot 100. Keeping in line with her recent performances, we’re treated to a colorful, candy-coated Egypt where Katy reigns supreme over her KatyCats (yeah I went there).
I’m a little confused as to why she chose to go with such a bright theme for the visuals considering the dark tone of the song itself. Personally, I would have rather she stuck with the look of her Grammy’s performance - you know, the one that looked like it was straight out of The Crucible and had Katy strip dancing on a broom stick…yeah that was better than this.
You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it
is that why i miss her so much?
Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.
a guy walks into a bar
he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him